Dear Nicholas,

He thinks of you every day. He has not forgotten you.

So, if your young shade may find a way to this plane once more, please remember your father.

Drake

Ysgarlad,

You do not come home as often as you used to do. For the past three weeks, the young protector has been moping around the café, awaiting your return. It would do you credit to honour your suitor and disregard the unfortunate circumstances of your parting.

If you do not attend shortly, I will contact Arthur. Or send Norrin on his board.

Dear Lady Catherine Zeta Jones,

You are very beautiful. And Welsh.

I believe our children would be the best of all Dragon and humankind.

I would like to battle your husband in a duel for your hand.

Please respond, my lady.

Drake

Dear en1arge_na0,

While your messages are both entertaining and frequent, I do not believe we should continue this discourse.

When my young daughter read your last, she burst into a fit of laughter and went to tell Norrin. This is unacceptable.

Thank you for your kind offers, but I am afraid I must decline.

Sincerely,

Drake

ooc: and then I worked a week of nights. I suck at this so badlyDear Tara ( Read more... )

Dear lady at the counter,

Please do not buy the last chocolate and orange muffin. If it is absent when Norrin returns, he will be displeased. That muffin is reserved despite the glass case that advertises it.

If you would but choose another muffin, my hand may slip upon the cash register.

Please consider,

Drake

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Brother and Sister Dragons,

Your bones lie untended beneath the mountains of our childhood. No one remembers you, nobody honours you.

Dust you are and dust you shall remain.

yeesh, Drake's letters are depressing

To Dragons old and long dead,

Our time is coming to an end. I am the Last and after me, no more will follow.

I am living know amongst the humans and I wear their form. I know that this must shame you, but I could no longer be alone.

Uther Pendragon still lives. In all things, I have failed you.

eich fab,

Y Ddraig Goch

Norrin/Saxie/Phoenix/Alec/Janie/Malcolm/Faith/Julian,

You are cordially invited to

Azrael and Drake's Swingers Party

The theme will be the era known as The Seventies. It is possible one will not leave with entirely the right underwear.

Affectionately,

Drake

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